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The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they actually are. They dazzle us with facts and quotations and foreign words and so on, whereas the truth is that they know almost nothing of use in life as it is really lived.

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sdiaz:

Everybody wants to be somebody’s Joey Ramone, right?

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imsometaeventhisacronym:

perfect

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badcrumbs:

Young fox rescued from deep mud at urban building site where it was found fighting for life in a hole | Mail Online

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ikenbot:

Space Shuttle Rising

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#WHAT  

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firstworldmeme:

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

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anticlimactictalesfromthedeep:

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rusija:

this was always my favourite 5 minutes of television

Funniest episode of any sitcom ever made.

Finally, there’s a spelling for Sideshow Bob’s disgruntled noise. Yeughghghhlghglhgll. Yep I’ll remember that one.

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